Post by Colby on Oct 23, 2006 14:10:30 GMT -5
hey every one. listen to these!
Never, But Never Question The Engineer's Judgement!!
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My Job: It's not my place to run the Train
The wistle I can't blow,
It's not my say to How Far
the train's allowed to go
It's not my place to shoot off steam
nor even clang the bell
BUT let the d**n thing jump the Track...
and see WHO CATCHES HELL!!
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God Bless My Sweet Wife....
She's stuck with a
RAILROADING NUT!!
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Passengers who snore, will be put off at the next station.
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TRAINS
they keep my husband happy and OUT OF MY WAY!
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WARNING:
The conductor aboard this train is a
MEAN OL' ***
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Please keep your hands off the trains. If you want to toutch something go to a Petting zoo!
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If you are grouchy, irritable, or just plain mean, while on this railroad, there will be a charge of $10.00 for putting up with you!
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QUIET
is requested for the benefit for those who have retired
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Railroaders
prefer a
"Tender Behind"
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My daddy love's trains, and me!
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DO NOT HUMP!
by order of the New York Central Railroad.
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Beware of
Pickpockets
and
Loose women!
New Orleans Police Dept.
I hope you all have some laughs with these!
Never, But Never Question The Engineer's Judgement!!
-------
My Job: It's not my place to run the Train
The wistle I can't blow,
It's not my say to How Far
the train's allowed to go
It's not my place to shoot off steam
nor even clang the bell
BUT let the d**n thing jump the Track...
and see WHO CATCHES HELL!!
-----
God Bless My Sweet Wife....
She's stuck with a
RAILROADING NUT!!
-----
Passengers who snore, will be put off at the next station.
------
TRAINS
they keep my husband happy and OUT OF MY WAY!
----------
WARNING:
The conductor aboard this train is a
MEAN OL' ***
-------------
Please keep your hands off the trains. If you want to toutch something go to a Petting zoo!
-------
If you are grouchy, irritable, or just plain mean, while on this railroad, there will be a charge of $10.00 for putting up with you!
------------
QUIET
is requested for the benefit for those who have retired
--------------
Railroaders
prefer a
"Tender Behind"
-------------------
My daddy love's trains, and me!
-------------
DO NOT HUMP!
by order of the New York Central Railroad.
----------
Beware of
Pickpockets
and
Loose women!
New Orleans Police Dept.
I hope you all have some laughs with these!